This is the way to go if you want to scare the shit out of people… or crows. It’s also important to into account the fact that it’s a screaming German scarecrow.
This list of real drug lords that have been killed, arrested, or are still at large today. It is based on the influence they had during that time, wealth, how dangerous they were, and who was the most badass.
Here’s a compilation of some of the most awkward television moments. Enjoy everything from the spelling bee kid who can spell words, but not speak them, to “Sam the Cooking Guy” letting women know they should cook, but not speak.
Warning: there is nothing cool about this at all. In fact it is maybe the least cool thing I could have posted. Whoever buys these should learn yoga and stretch daily so they can kick themselves in the face. But anyways these do in fact exist and they suck. Click for more details and photos.
Blows killing ants with a magnifying glass out of the water. Best Youtube comment on it: “Lets weaponize it, world war 3 should be fought with deadly sunshine and rainbows of death.” I agree. Try to get past the guys overly enthusiastic facial expressions and its pretty cool.
Hopefully he has enough fuel, otherwise he’s going to have to climb that mountain, get stuck in a rock, and chop his own arm off with a dull butter knife.